Shithouse Affiliates

Shithouse Affiliates

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If you peruse this fine website you will see shithole casino after shithole casino peddling their filth to the unsuspecting gambler. You will read all about Alpha-Interactive-slash-Gametech and their numerous scam casinos using the bogus fraud license from Curacao, 1668/JAZ. There is however, another side to this story of shame.

Not the usual asshole deeds

If you’re wondering, it ain’t the fake Novomatic or Netent slots. It ain’t the fact they take unlicensed deposits illegally from countries like Canada, Australia and the UK. It’s not even the fact they won’t pay big winners, impose unfair terms and actively target problem gamblers. It’s not even the matter of these recalcitrant twats laundering their illegal gains and hoodwinking the UKGC into granting licences to the ‘legit’ branch of their criminal network as with bCasino. So what the fuck am I on about, I mean can this crapola get even worse?

Shithouse Affiliates.

You bet it can. You see, as with drug dealers for example, the suppliers of the filth need people to peddle their filth to the end user. People to pass it on to the ignorant and unsuspecting, to market it while they count the profits. So this is where shithouse affiliates come in. Devoid of principles, these cunts will eagerly lap up the offers from shithole casino affiliate programmes to promote them. Offered 50, 60 or even 70% revenue share the greedy wankers will happily ignore the bogus software, bogus licences and rogue practices in order to make a quick buck.


These affiliates are so bent they couldn’t lie straight in bed. You could forgive some of the morons for promoting bCasino as on the face of it they have a legit licence and can deny their links to the criminal network they are part of; the UKGC have been conned, so how would the affiliate know? This is the exception though as the rest of these sites, many of which are reviewed here, are renowned to be as bent as a rainbow parade marching down Lombard Street in Frisco.

If this shocking unethical behaviour wasn’t bad enough, get this: some scummy affiliates are actually luring problem gamblers to these shithole casinos not just because they are unlicensed, but because they don’t appear on the UK’s GamStop national exclusion scheme, WTF? Yep, these rogue affiliates have trawled up a new layer of slime from the cesspit they inhabit and are actively targeting problem gamblers on their affiliate sites. Don’t the fuck believe me though, check out the Google image below, which even features the logo of SpinUp which has its own very special page on this site:

scumbag casino affiliates


So that is the type of affiliate these shithole outfits attract. Do your nuts, and do your nuts at a bent casino!  Have you noticed how the wording is disguised as if the sites advertise and support Responsible Gambling, using the GamStop name and then they proceed to supply visitors with fraudulent casinos of the 1668/JAZ variety to make unlicensed deposits at!!  This is the worst affiliate behaviour we have ever seen, as new low in the activities of these criminal scum who parasite off the industry.

Even worse, these scammers have affiliate accounts with reputable casinos and promote those on the same sites and fuck-all seems to be done about it. This is the real state of the business alas but no bastard seems to take any notice. The UKGC are far too busy hammering on about Mrs. Amoeba-Plankton from Dickwick who pissed her inheritance into 5 years ago than to properly investigate the people behind some of their licences or blocking illegal play.

What the fuck can I do about it?

Aside from the obvious and avoiding these shithole casinos, use the customer support at your legitimate casinos and report to them that their business is being advertised on affiliate sites actively targeting problem gamblers with search terms for bypassing GamStop. If they hold a UK licence they’ll shit their pants as one feather the UKGC does have in their cap is intolerance for irresponsible gambling and they may get mighty pissed about their licencees allowing promotion of their brand by rogue affiliates like those pictured above, and the UKGC doesn’t have a reputation for piddling fines. It’s time these scum-sucking syphilitics were run out of town, and fucking fast.

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Leon Twatski

About The Author Leon Twatski I began life in a Russian military family in the old DDR (East Germany) which was fine until the Berlin Wall came down. My father was caught selling Red Army badges and stuff when he wasn't getting paid by Uncle Mikhail, so we were sent to a family sanatorium in an area east of the Urals. After 3 years there when they felt his subversive tendencies had been addressed, we were packed off to a grotty flat in St. Petersburg where my dad got a crap job coating merchant vessels with de-icer at the port. One day I snuck aboard a ship carrying steel tubes and Plutonium to North Korea and managed to sneak ashore there. Somehow they spotted me and were going to execute me for spying until I had a lucky break when some DPRK agents were caught in Europe and I ended up being swapped. I ended up in Zurich on a temporary stateless persons' visa and managed to find work serving drinks in a casino. Those flashing lights and video screens were like nothing I'd ever seen before. Wow. When my visa expired I ended up over the border in Germany, as they'll take anybody in, even an underhourished glow in the dark skinny lad like I was. With my token German plus casino experience I soon found work again at another casino and it was here my gambling really took hold. After 3 years of misery which ended up with self-exclusion from all land casinos and all the online ones too, I managed to get myself together. One day after trying to sneak onto a bendy-bus via the middle door the driver caught me and said "Aus!" very loudly. As I walked dejectedly down the pavement a lawyer came running up behind me and told me that he may well have shouted "Auslander" at me. I said that I hadn't heard that, the lawyer told me I had, and insisted he take action to compensate me for this shocking discrimination. So roll on 14 months and a ruling in the European Court of Human Rights, I had 1.2m euros sitting in the bank for 'injury to feelings'. Now I needed something to spend this on and to my dismay found I couldn't gamble online at all due to excluding- that is until I discovered 1668/JAZ-licensed casinos. I discovered they'd take my money and however much of it I wanted to spend. They were so kind to me, for example when I won offering me 100% extra to play on and not take out my winnings and even helping me to manage my play in nice easy round sums by limiting my withdrawals to 5,000 a month. Their slots often ran a little funny with some dull symbols on the reels and didn't seem to pay that well either, but that's gambling I suppose. Another great thing about these casinos is that they never quibbled once when I was depositing 10k at a time, never asked personal questions or asked for documents - they would always ensure somehow that I never crossed the 2k withdrawal limit which required them to ask me for proof of ID so these guys really helped me lose as smoothly as possible! Hell, they even recommended alternative casinos I could play at if I got bored with theirs! One day, it all came crashing down. After depositing another 10k one night I felt a little tired and simply withdrew my last 1500 left in the account. I had a few e-mails with offers if I reversed it, but I was busy doing other stuff for once. I was over 100k down there by now so I enquired about my payment. Their customer services told me it had to be checked for a few days. Still nothing, then they asked for documents that I knew would be impossible to provide. I told them that this was ridiculous and that they didn't ask when I was 90k down as of the last week. They cut off the chat, and 30 minutes later my account was disabled. That was that. Two weeks later I had read most of the online gaming forums and felt a right twat. What a fucking mug. Just a little bit of homework and I could have saved a fortune spent on these scamming bastards. So now I know how to spot crap terms, fake slots, scam offers, scam licenses, bogus reviews, unlicensed deposits, non-paying casinos - all the ingredients necessary to make a classic SHITHOLE CASINO! P.S. No, I never did get that 1500 pissing euros.