A shocking new underworld has appeared since the advent of online gambling, where the simple requirements of a server, fake games and cheap casino skin have drawn the parasites in like flies to a fresh turd in the desert sun. Yes they’re here, they’re there, they’re every bloody where – SHITHOLE CASINOS!
These anonymous, criminal sub-beings collectively decompose and bubble as their rotten souls are consumed by microbes in the Devil’s own cesspit, a toxic morass so vile that the rats run away in terror and the dark web won’t admit their presence. Fed by cash from the uninformed or gullible, their bloated forms spew methane out like an uncapped well with their foul stench permeating every crack in the online gambling edifice as we speak.
The execrable and excremental organisms leach funds from the decent folk with the unwitting complicity of online payment providers in order to build their Towers Of Babel by the Black Sea and Dead Sea, a festering testament to exploitation and weakness of character. Good men in the legislature and gaming commissions look the other way from the shithole casinos and do nothing whilst evil piggy-backs their negligence and decent folk are left to fend for themselves….
To whom do you turn? What man will do battle with the cloven hooves of Shitan and his sons? These creatures have one Achilles Heel, one major weakness – they detest daylight with the rays of the Sun sterilizing their bacterial froth as they shield their red eyes in fright. Exposure is their downfall as their mortal enemies of light and truth are cast upon them by the combined efforts of men good and true.
We must bring a new dawn to the steaming swamps of Curacao and rout the denizens of casino doom, the scoundrels of slots and table game terrorists. Their stench shall give them away and no quarter will be given as vengeance is ours – shithole casinos, the clock is ticking!
Let There Be Light:
No longer shall you steal Playtech jackpots, unlicensed deposits and player winnings. No longer will you ignore complaints, delays withdrawals and summarily close winner accounts. No longer shall you plagiarize software, initiate pathetic DDOS attacks and issue vile threats to your exposers. No longer will you steal from affiliates, place toxic back-links and avoid taxes. The collective will of good gamblers is uniting to cut off your food supply to make you so hungry you’ll cannibalize each other. Shithole casinos – your names will be etched into stone for ever more.